I love a good laugh as well, I think that's so important in life, which is probably why I've dabbled in comedy writing as well as horror. I think if you can make someone laugh or smile it's the most special thing in the world. Use this quote
True health care reform cannot happen in Washington. It has to happen in our kitchens, in our homes, in our communities. All health care is personal. Use this quote
I didn't want to travel. I didn't want to leave my family. I heard all these stories from Dad about not having Edward around when he was young, and I didn't want that to happen. Use this quote
Federal elections happen every two years in this country. Presidential elections every four years. And four years just isn't long enough to dismantle all the environmental laws we've got in this country. Use this quote
If you imagine someone with 100 percent determination and 100 percent intelligence, you can discard a lot of intelligence before they stop succeeding. But if you start discarding determination, you very quickly get an ineffectual and perpetual grad student. Use this quote
I stopped thinking too much about what could happen and relied on my physical and mental strength to play the right shots at the right time. Use this quote
I read Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Reader's Digest... I read some responsible journalism, and from that, I form my own opinions. I also happen to be intelligent, and I question everything. Use this quote
Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it. That's what happens to me. I can't help it.' Use this quote
Things happen to everybody in the course of a lifetime. Relationships end, people die, tragedy befalls everyone. So everyone has this wealth of experience, and the older you are the more you have to draw on. Use this quote
Ultimately life is disease, death and oblivion. It's still better than high school. Use this quote
To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal. Use this quote
When war comes, two things happen - profits go way, way up and all perishables go way, way down. There becomes a market for them. Use this quote
Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises. Use this quote
At his best, Obama promised to work with Republicans to reduce the deficit in a way that honors both individualism and community. Use this quote
People who are incapable of having any kind of intimate relationship have to turn to feeling this incredible hunger and void, have to turn to some quantifiable external product to make them feel whole. Use this quote
All books are either dreams or swords, you can cut, or you can drug, with words. Use this quote
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man. Use this quote
We know evolution happened because innumerable bits of data from myriad fields of science conjoin to paint a rich portrait of life's pilgrimage. Use this quote
It's cool just because I've had this dream of changing the sport of swimming and it's finally happening. Use this quote
Our nature consists in motion; complete rest is death. Use this quote
