Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedienne, writer and actress.
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. Use this quote
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. Use this quote
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. Use this quote
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Use this quote
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. Use this quote
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Use this quote
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. Use this quote
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. Use this quote
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Use this quote
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. Use this quote
