Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedienne, writer and actress.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. Use this quote
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior." Use this quote
I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. Use this quote
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. Use this quote
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. Use this quote
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Use this quote
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Use this quote
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Use this quote
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose. Use this quote
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Use this quote
