Lawrence Gene "Larry" David (born July 2, 1947) is an American actor, writer, comedian, and television producer.
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Use this quote
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. Use this quote
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. Use this quote
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out. Use this quote
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! Use this quote
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. Use this quote
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh. Use this quote
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. Use this quote
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself. Use this quote
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. Use this quote
