Lawrence Gene "Larry" David (born July 2, 1947) is an American actor, writer, comedian, and television producer.
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Use this quote
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. Use this quote
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. Use this quote
Obviously comedic styles do change. Use this quote
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens. Use this quote
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch. Use this quote
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. Use this quote
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. Use this quote
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Use this quote
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. Use this quote
