Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th-century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw (21 April 181814 October 1885).
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. Use this quote
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. Use this quote
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread. Use this quote
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. Use this quote
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. Use this quote
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. Use this quote
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got. Use this quote