Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th-century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw (21 April 181814 October 1885).
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. Use this quote
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. Use this quote
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. Use this quote
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Use this quote
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm. Use this quote
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. Use this quote
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. Use this quote
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money. Use this quote
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money. Use this quote
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. Use this quote
