Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthy (born September 6, 1958) is an American comedian, television and radio personality and author.
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. Use this quote
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Use this quote
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. Use this quote
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. Use this quote
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work. Use this quote
There's no down time any more. Use this quote
