Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthy (born September 6, 1958) is an American comedian, television and radio personality and author.
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! Use this quote
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. Use this quote
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this. Use this quote
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. Use this quote
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Use this quote
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. Use this quote
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' Use this quote
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument. Use this quote
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. Use this quote
I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. Use this quote
