Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking. Use this quote
Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long. Use this quote
People will always choose more money over more sex. Use this quote
I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements. Use this quote
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. Use this quote
Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them. Use this quote
Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room. Use this quote
Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships. Use this quote
The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member. Use this quote
Technology favors horrible people. Use this quote