Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. Use this quote
Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives. Use this quote
Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. Use this quote
If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window. Use this quote
Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure. Use this quote
The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top, it's the ones who aim for two notches below the top. Use this quote
Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries. Use this quote
If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you? Use this quote
Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing. Use this quote
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. Use this quote
