William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. Use this quote
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. Use this quote
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. Use this quote
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? Use this quote
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. Use this quote
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. Use this quote
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. Use this quote
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. Use this quote
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. Use this quote
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. Use this quote
