It's a huge change for your body. You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei. Use this quote
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. Use this quote
A mother who is really a mother is never free. Use this quote
No fathers or mothers think their own children ugly. Use this quote
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. Use this quote
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Use this quote
You have to support your children to have a healthy relationship. Use this quote
The child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering. Use this quote
I feel very blessed to have two wonderful, healthy children who keep me completely grounded, sane and throw up on my shoes just before I go to an awards show just so I know to keep it real. Use this quote
Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father. Use this quote
Girls are the future mothers of our society, and it is important that we focus on their well-being. Use this quote
Every cliche about kids is true; they grow up so quickly, you blink and they're gone, and you have to spend the time with them now. But that's a joy. Use this quote
I think I'm going to have to live vicariously through my daughter's rebellion because I certainly never did go through adolescence. Use this quote
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. Use this quote
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. Use this quote
We are apt to forget that children watch examples better than they listen to preaching. Use this quote
I'm worried about parents who aren't parenting. Use this quote
Children are educated by what the grown-up is and not by his talk. Use this quote
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. Use this quote
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. Use this quote
