I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. Use this quote
I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. Use this quote
When I was a boy, the Sioux owned the world. The sun rose and set on their land; they sent ten thousand men to battle. Where are the warriors today? Who slew them? Where are our lands? Who owns them? Use this quote
It is generally recognised that women are better than men at languages, personal relations and multi-tasking, but less good at map-reading and spatial awareness. It is therefore not unreasonable to suppose that women might be less good at mathematics and physics. Use this quote
The same principles which at first view lead to skepticism, pursued to a certain point, bring men back to common sense. Use this quote
You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men. Use this quote
Ignorant people see life as either existence or non-existence, but wise men see it beyond both existence and non-existence to something that transcends them both; this is an observation of the Middle Way. Use this quote
It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs. Use this quote
When women go wrong, men go right after them. Use this quote
If we are marked to die, we are enough to do our country loss; and if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor. Use this quote
Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do. Use this quote
I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them. Use this quote
To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. Use this quote
The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit. Use this quote
Men do not fail; they give up trying. Use this quote
Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men. Use this quote
The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for white, or women created for men. Use this quote
Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men. Use this quote
Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one. Use this quote
Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves. Use this quote
