You can't keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick. Use this quote
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking. Use this quote
Most of us women like men, you know; it's just that we find them a constant disappointment. Use this quote
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way. Use this quote
Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women? Use this quote
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. Use this quote
Men who are in earnest are not afraid of consequences. Use this quote
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. Use this quote
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. Use this quote
If I err in belief that the souls of men are immortal, I gladly err, nor do I wish this error which gives me pleasure to be wrested from me while I live. Use this quote
There are but very few men clever enough to know all the mischief they do. Use this quote
Men, even when alone, lighten their labors by song, however rude it may be. Use this quote
There is frequently more to be learned from the unexpected questions of a child than the discourses of men. Use this quote
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. Use this quote
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed. Use this quote
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. Use this quote
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. Use this quote
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. Use this quote
Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries. Use this quote
Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. Use this quote
