Famous Quotes: Marriage

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.
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Every society in the history of man has upheld the institution of marriage as a bond between a man and a woman. Why? Because society is based on one thing: that society is based on the future of the society. And that's what? Children. Monogamous relationships.
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It's very trying on a marriage when you're doing a one hour show, week after week after week. You don't have enough time for people that maybe you should have top priority.
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Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
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If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
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How long before we have, not just homosexual marriage, but homosexual unions between adult men and small boys?
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Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.
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A successful marriage isn't necessarily one that lasts until you're dead.
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Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.
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Marriage is... OK, it's rooted and grounded on love and attraction.
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My parents had an arranged marriage, as did so many other people when I was growing up. My father came and had a life in the United States one way and my mother had a different one, and I was very aware of those things. I continue to wonder about it, and I will continue to write about it.
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I oppose a constitutional amendment against gay marriage.
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It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
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There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
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Next month, I will celebrate my 30th anniversary of marriage with my beautiful bride, Vicki. Our marriage has been a blessing. I have gained even more respect for the institution over the past 3 decades and will defend it against attack.
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I've never quite understood why people marry; marriage is just an invented structure.
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I'm extremely fascinated by marriage. I want to study marriage. I want to learn about it. I want to know it. I want to figure out whether or not I want to do it. I'm not just going to leap into it, because that's not good for anybody.
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In terms of my marriage, you know, falling in love with my husband was by far the best thing that's ever happened to me.
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Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
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