Famous Quotes: Humor

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding.
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I try to cope with everything through humor.
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I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.
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While many of us never knew Ronald Reagan personally, we felt close to him because we shared his lighthearted sense of humor, admired his uncommon virtue, and were moved by his remarkable wisdom.
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Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.
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I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
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The waltz is a very important part of my life. It's a very important way for me to express my positiveness, bringing humor to the world.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.
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I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.
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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.
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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
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Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
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Humor can be one of our best survival tools.
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Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books.
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I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.
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