I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor. Use this quote
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor. Use this quote
I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me that all of life has that. Use this quote
Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor. Use this quote
The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit. Use this quote
With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy. Use this quote
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Use this quote
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. Use this quote
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. Use this quote
I just am a snob when it comes to humor. Use this quote
I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor. Use this quote
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. Use this quote
Humor can be one of our best survival tools. Use this quote
It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to humor, since it is a more significant process of mind than reason. Reason can only sort out perceptions, but the humor process is involved in changing them. Use this quote
If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor. Use this quote
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. Use this quote
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. Use this quote
I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down. Use this quote
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. Use this quote
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. Use this quote
