A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' Use this quote
I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage. Use this quote
In the age of the individual's liquidation, the question of individuality must be raised anew. Use this quote
I was a very sickly kid. While I was in the hospital at age 7, my Dad brought me a stack of comic books to keep me occupied. I was hooked. Use this quote
There was a period which I refer to as the 'Golden Age of Jazz,' which sort of encompasses the middle Thirties through the Sixties, we had a lot of great innovators, all creating things which will last the world for a long, long time. Use this quote
No lie ever reaches old age. Use this quote
Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think. Use this quote
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. Use this quote
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Use this quote
What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease. Use this quote
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. Use this quote
The 19th century was the age of Individualism; the 20th and 21st are the ages of Socialism. Use this quote
I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face. Use this quote
I hope to have one more boxing match at the age of 55. Given that demographic at the age of 55 to 65, you've got to make a statement with your life. Otherwise, you are just existing. Use this quote
The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured. Use this quote
I'm a pretty big dork. It's crazy. I'm one of those people who grew up with all kinds of musicals, but I was right at that age where 'Rent' was a big deal for me and for my friends. Use this quote
I shall not grow conservative with age. Use this quote
From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking at a comic at the age of six or seven and I remember what I enjoyed and what it was precisely and how the joke worked. Use this quote
Old age is a tyrant, who forbids, under pain of death, the pleasures of youth. Use this quote
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. Use this quote
