Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck. Use this quote
Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. Use this quote
I'm not in politics. Use this quote
Was it not enough punishment and suffering in history that we were uprooted and made helpless slaves not only in new colonial outposts but also domestically. Use this quote
At home it's all Batman and Star Wars and they do gang up on me. Sometimes I don't want to dress up as Darth Vader or play train sets, so I'll go out for a drink with the girls. Use this quote
Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men. Use this quote
If you have parents with a healthy relationship, you don't learn that you don't have to be married. I thought being a healthy adult meant you had to have a spouse. I didn't know any different. Use this quote
I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me. Use this quote
I'm named after a horse. My mom's best friend had a horse named Brooke, so my dad suggested 'Brooklyn' as a more formal version, and it just stuck - and now I live in Brooklyn part-time, so go figure. Use this quote
My dad has sometimes felt that I grew up a little lacking in sufficient eccentricity - in the sense that I'm willing to live as an adult in a house with walls that are parallel to each other, that sort of thing. Use this quote
My parents were the same in the pulpit as they were at home. I think that's where a lot of preachers' kids get off base sometimes. Because they don't see the same things at both places. Use this quote
Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way. Use this quote
Our lives sometimes depend on computers performing as predicted. Use this quote
I work differently than most people. Use this quote
Sometimes you have to take a break from being a crazy kid. You can't be doing that all the time. Sometimes you just have to pay respect to your own simple-ness. Use this quote
Success is usually the culmination of controlling failure. Use this quote
People don't want to see women doing things they don't think women should do. Use this quote
You know sit with your arm around a little kid and read. It not only teaches them to read but it keeps the family strong. Use this quote
The children have been a wonderful gift to me, and I'm thankful to have once again seen our world through their eyes. They restore my faith in the family's future. Use this quote
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. Use this quote
