I don't know if there is a gene for comedy, but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know it. He was a naturally funny character, and when my brother and I would laugh at things he said and did, he would say, 'What do you think is so funny?' Use this quote
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Use this quote
I walked to Seward School first through fourth grade. It's just amazing to me now that we'd walk down 10th Avenue on Capitol Hill. Use this quote
I once saw a picture in the paper of John Hegley with 'poet' written on his knuckles, and I thought that was pretty cool, so I was quite up front about it. Use this quote
I started playing music at a pretty young age. Use this quote
Math and science fields are not the only areas where we see the United States lagging behind. Less than 1 percent of American high school students study the critical foreign languages of Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Korean or Russian, combined. Use this quote
In the age of the internet when everybody's a pundit, we're still gonna need somebody there to go talk to the colonels, to be on the ground in Baghdad and stuff and that's very expensive. Use this quote
I am of the very last generation who didn't have computers at school. As we grow old we'll become something of an aberration. Use this quote
According to the U.S. Census, the most common reason people give for not voting is that they were too busy or had conflicting work or school schedules. Use this quote
I left school on my 15th birthday. Use this quote
Going to car racing school was phenomenal. Use this quote
I want Americans to enjoy food. I want them to celebrate food. I want them to, on occasions, to have big cakes and great things. And I want them to indulge. Use this quote
What I really tried to do with Helen was make her show this sad side of her. She was married off at 16, was so young and living in this castle that can't leave because of how she looks, and married to a man she hates and three times her age. Use this quote
Of course, I would be depressed sometimes, and my Mom would be worried about me because I would just sleep to escape. Cause I was so scared of being a musician or artist, or whatever you want to call it. Use this quote
I got involved in athletics during physical education lessons at school. Use this quote
History is the only true teacher, the revolution the best school for the proletariat. Use this quote
I remember I'd come home from fifth, sixth grade, and I'd watch 'Saved by the Bell' and be like, 'I hope my high school experience is like that.' And it totally wasn't. It sucked. Use this quote
In high school, I was Mr. Choir Boy. I had solos, I was helping out the tenors with their parts and our choir teacher would ask me what songs we should do. Use this quote
The home is the chief school of human virtues. Use this quote
An aphorism ought to be entirely isolated from the surrounding world like a little work of art and complete in itself like a hedgehog. Use this quote
