I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. Use this quote
But although Australia was also involved in the Vietnam conflict, I can remember my dad telling us that if we were in Australia, we wouldn't be drafted until we were 20. Use this quote
A car to pick me up every day, a chair with my name on it, everybody being very polite... what can you do except sit back and watch it all, try to take it all in? Use this quote
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. Use this quote
I am highly offended by the total lack of acknowledgement of my contribution to Laker success. Use this quote
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. Use this quote
Legislation passed in the aftermath of September 11, 2001 enhanced our intelligence capabilities and strengthened our national defense, but until now our nation's immigration policies have not adapted to the needs of a post-September 11th world. Use this quote
If I feel physically as if the top of my head were taken off, I know that is poetry. Use this quote
Friendship has its illusions no less than love. Use this quote
I go home and don't get treated any differently. People have known me all my life and are interested and very supportive but because they have known me forever I don't get any diva treatment. My mum still tells me off if I haven't loaded the dishwasher for her. Use this quote
I didn't know my dad for a long time. My dad was on drugs and my dad was at the VA Hospital, my dad was off in his own world selling drugs or using them or there would be crack heads in the house or whatever it would be. Use this quote
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. Use this quote
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. Use this quote
But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of. Use this quote
The United States Constitution has proved itself the most marvelously elastic compilation of rules of government ever written. Use this quote
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. Use this quote
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. Use this quote
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time as come. Use this quote
Secretly, I wanted to look like Jimi Hendrix, but I could never quite pull it off. Use this quote
God grant you the strength to fight off the temptations of surrender. Use this quote
