The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny. Use this quote
I did learn one great lesson from a past relationship, and that was to never talk about relationships in print again because I'd rather live my private life than read about it. Use this quote
The fact that the church is convinced of not having the right to confer priestly ordination on women is now considered by some as irreconcilable with the European Constitution. Use this quote
When my mom ran for the Senate, my dad was there for her every step of the way. I can still hear her saying in her beautiful voice, 'Why should women have any less say than men, about the great decisions facing our nation?' Use this quote
But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie. Use this quote
I think that to a very great extent we are partners with the divine in this enterprise called history. That is an ongoing relationship, and there is absolutely no guarantee that things will automatically work out to our best advantage. Use this quote
I think a lot of romanticizing has gone on with the women's movement. Use this quote
Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer. Use this quote
I believe that it is an unchanging value of democracy that ends cannot justify the means in politics. Use this quote
With his trademark courage and conviction, President Reagan led us out of the Cold War, spreading his vision of freedom, resulting in the release of millions of people from the yoke of communism. Use this quote
Institutions - government, churches, industries, and the like - have properly no other function than to contribute to human freedom; and in so far as they fail, on the whole, to perform this function, they are wrong and need reconstruction. Use this quote
Balls are to men what purses are to women. Use this quote
Families, particularly, tend to be the ones that you take the most for granted. They seem to slip under the radar, all those important things - it almost becomes second nature to do so. Use this quote
Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and best minds. Use this quote
Fear of serious injury alone cannot justify oppression of free speech and assembly. Men feared witches and burnt women. It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears. Use this quote
Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have. Use this quote
The use of money is all the advantage there is in having it. Use this quote
I was always concerned with writing to my age at a particular moment. That was the way I would keep faith with the audience that supported me as I went along. Use this quote
I want to say a little something that's long overdue, the disrespect to women has got to be through. To all the mothers and the sisters and the wives and friends, I wanna offer my love and respect till the end. Use this quote
Advertising is a business of words, but advertising agencies are infested with men and women who cannot write. They cannot write advertisements, and they cannot write plans. They are helpless as deaf mutes on the stage of the Metropolitan Opera. Use this quote
