At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since. Use this quote
I grew up in a show-business family, but we were working-class show business. There was nothing glamorous about it. You had great things one day and the next day, nothing. Use this quote
Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair. Use this quote
You've got to work hard for your success and you've got to have a steady presence. That's the secret. Use this quote
We live under a government of men and morning newspapers. Use this quote
Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than we are, we should compare it with the lot of the great majority of our fellow men. It then appears that we are among the privileged. Use this quote
The idea of making access to safe abortions harder and more expensive and more difficult, having to travel across state lines - that puts women's health and lives in jeopardy, which is something I think no one wants. Use this quote
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible. Use this quote
Only by contending with challenges that seem to be beyond your strength to handle at the moment you can grow more surely toward the stars. Use this quote
That brings me to Dennis Ritchie. Our collaboration has been a thing of beauty. Use this quote
Religion is not a department of life; it is something that enters into the whole of it. Use this quote
Two things control men's nature, instinct and experience. Use this quote
Death ends a life, not a relationship. Use this quote
Beauty is the first present nature gives to women and the first it takes away. Use this quote
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil. Use this quote
So the major obstacle to the development of new supplies is not geology but what happens above ground: international affairs, politics, investment and technology. Use this quote
I love the name of honor, more than I fear death. Use this quote
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. Use this quote
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. Use this quote
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. Use this quote