Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. Use this quote
I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions. Use this quote
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. Use this quote
The only other time I can recall my dad getting upset at me was when I missed a hockey practice. My parents were away, so my buddy and I decided to skip it. I never told my dad about it, but he found out from the coach. Use this quote
The purpose of our lives is to be happy. Use this quote
My idea of beauty is somebody that doesn't have to try too much, someone who is effortless and fresh. Use this quote
Life must be lived as play. Use this quote
Change in all things is sweet. Use this quote
Thanks to evolution, our bodies have powerful ways to ward off illness and infection and enable us to live long and healthy lives. Why, then, do health costs continue to climb at unsustainable and frightening rates? Use this quote
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. Use this quote
Men act out like they're horrified by marriage, but when they find the woman of their dreams, they love it. Use this quote
If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. Use this quote
Life loves the liver of it. Use this quote
Religion kept some of my relatives alive, because it was all they had. If they hadn't had some hope of heaven, some companionship in Jesus, they probably would have committed suicide, their lives were so hellish. Use this quote
If any of you should ask me for an epitome of the Christian religion, I should say that it is in one word - prayer. Live and die without prayer, and you will pray long enough when you get to hell. Use this quote
It is boorish to live ungraciously: the giving is the hardest part; what does it cost to add a smile? Use this quote
A reform is a correction of abuses; a revolution is a transfer of power. Use this quote
Preachers in pulpits talked about what a great message is in the book. No matter what you do, somebody always imputes meaning into your books. Use this quote
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. Use this quote
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Use this quote
