Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine. Use this quote
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done. Use this quote
Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer. Use this quote
Well, I'm not a big sports fan. Use this quote
The orthodox Jewish faith practically excludes woman from religious life. Use this quote
I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently. Use this quote
Well, religion has been passed down through the years by stories people tell around the campfire. Stories about God, stories about love. Stories about good spirits and evil spirits. Use this quote
He wants you all to Himself to put His loving, divine arms around you. Use this quote
How often it is that the angry man rages denial of what his inner self is telling him. Use this quote
Strength lies not in defence but in attack. Use this quote
He who builds a masjid in the way of Allah, God will build a house for him in the paradise. Use this quote
And, if we have any evidence that the wisdom which formed the plan is in the man, we have the very same evidence, that the power which executed it is in him also. Use this quote
The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on. Use this quote
Dad worked in a warehouse when I was little and I didn't see him for three years as he was doing all the overtime God gave him to buy me new ballet shoes, or a new tutu. Use this quote
Let him that hath no power of patience retire within himself, though even there he will have to put up with himself. Use this quote
Most good actors have a huge intelligence about the human condition and a real open heart to different kinds of people and behavior. Use this quote
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. Use this quote
Lo! The poor Indian, whose untutored mind sees God in clouds, or hears him in the wind. Use this quote
A fundamentalist can't bring himself or herself to negotiate with people who disagree with them because the negotiating process itself is an indication of implied equality. Use this quote
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know. Use this quote