And I don't believe that children are innocent. In fact, no one seriously believes that. Just go to a playground and watch the kids playing in the sandbox! The romantic notion of the sweet child is simply the parents projecting their own wishes. Use this quote
Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny. Use this quote
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. Use this quote
The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him. Use this quote
You have to read scripts and audition and develop relationships. It takes a long time to develop a body of work but over the last 25 years I guess I've done that many movies. In hindsight it may seem effortless, but there's a lot of work that goes into it. Use this quote
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals. Use this quote
I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. Use this quote
It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave. Use this quote
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. Use this quote
Those who decide to use leisure as a means of mental development, who love good music, good books, good pictures, good plays, good company, good conversation - what are they? They are the happiest people in the world. Use this quote
Children are amazing, and while I go to places like Princeton and Harvard and Yale, and of course I teach at Columbia, NYU, and that's nice and I love students, but the most fun of all are the real little ones, the young ones. Use this quote
The urge to write poetry is like having an itch. When the itch becomes annoying enough, you scratch it. Use this quote
I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London. Use this quote
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. Use this quote
It's cool to go places where working people are happy. Use this quote
I don't act, I don't direct, I don't design. Use this quote
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. Use this quote
I was 35 years old and in a position to take a shot at whatever I wanted to try. The Air Force said I was too old to fly fighter jets. I thought about becoming a fishing boat captain, before deciding that acting seemed pretty cool. Use this quote
Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. Use this quote
One of the more noble things the Oscars can do is pay attention to movies no one knows about. Blockbusters don't need much help. Use this quote
