When I came out of my mom's womb, I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead. Use this quote
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Use this quote
The most successful marriages, gay or straight, even if they begin in romantic love, often become friendships. It's the ones that become the friendships that last. Use this quote
Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain benumbed unless extraordinary events occur to heat up and melt the mass so that it flows forth. Use this quote
I oppose a constitutional amendment against gay marriage. Use this quote
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. Use this quote
And I don't believe that children are innocent. In fact, no one seriously believes that. Just go to a playground and watch the kids playing in the sandbox! The romantic notion of the sweet child is simply the parents projecting their own wishes. Use this quote
I was 35 years old and in a position to take a shot at whatever I wanted to try. The Air Force said I was too old to fly fighter jets. I thought about becoming a fishing boat captain, before deciding that acting seemed pretty cool. Use this quote
When I was younger, I used to say, One day I'll be famous. Use this quote
My heart is so light that it's amazing. I get to play all this grief, all this loss, all this disaster and chaos. It's hysterically funny. I am very light. Use this quote
Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. Use this quote
Probably the earliest memories for me would be going to restaurants with my family. Use this quote
I think it's a style of acting that you trust. You trust the instincts. Use this quote
I'd like to share my experiences and the lessons I've learned and hopefully create some amazing, fun courses. Use this quote
People see my photos and think I labor over my image and I'm this cool, brooding artist. But I'm just having fun with it. Use this quote
The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them. Use this quote
I know what it feels like to carry a lot of weight in a society that's very image-conscious. It's a thin person's world, and we try to navigate within it without being made fun of. Use this quote
Those who produce should have, but we know that those who produce the most - that is, those who work hardest, and at the most difficult and most menial tasks, have the least. Use this quote
I'm such a relationship guy. I really am. Use this quote
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. Use this quote