The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes. Use this quote
Three of my children are medical doctors, they know at least a hundred times as much about your body as my grandfather knew, but they don't know much more about soul than he did. Use this quote
Life is but a moment, death also is but another. Use this quote
I just trust people and they sense everything's gonna be alright. Use this quote
As I grew up, I was continually to suffer hardships in different realms of life - in my family, in my relationship to Japanese society and in my way of living at large in the latter half of the twentieth century. Use this quote
Personal faith can be a powerful force for public good. Use this quote
If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4 million people, if they are able to hear it. The touring thing is unbelievable. It really is amazing from what we did the last tour even to what we are doing now. Use this quote
I really like children to watch my movies. Use this quote
But the idea that I should be a teacher and a researcher of some sort did not vary over the years. Use this quote
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. Use this quote
My mother is a professor of early childhood education. When I was two she would say she knew I was going to be an actor. Use this quote
Climate change is a controversial subject, right? People will debate whether there is climate change... that's a whole political debate that I don't want to get into. I want to talk about the frequency of extreme weather situations, which is not political. Use this quote
For the past few years, I was the more visible Asian performer, and I think it gave young girls a kind of role model showing it's possible to actually reach success doing movies. Use this quote
I don't think many actors are the best judge of careers. I think generally we have good instincts about what we can do in terms of acting. And often they become directors, which I don't want to be. Use this quote
The best thing about being a dad? Well, I think it's just the thing that every man wants - to have a son and heir. Use this quote
From 1997 when we came in, you guys and the public bought seven million more cars. You didn't get rid of the second car, did you? So what is happening is the growth of cars on the motorway. Use this quote
Part of my growing up was always trying to make my parents proud and always trying to keep them happy. I think part of what held them together was my involvement in sports. Use this quote
I first wanted to be a psychiatrist. I decided against that in medical school when I discovered that psychiatrists didn't, in reality, do what they did on TV. Use this quote
It's a libel to say that I use my newspapers to support my other business interests. The fact is, I haven't got any other business interests. Use this quote
When I was in Pulp, I actively did more TV stuff because that was during the Great Britpop Wars, and it seemed important to prove that indie people could speak. That war doesn't exist anymore. Use this quote
