Ron White (born December 18, 1956) is an American stand up comedian and actor, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. Use this quote
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. Use this quote
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane. Use this quote
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Use this quote
The next time you have a thought... let it go. Use this quote
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow. Use this quote
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. Use this quote
