Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R.
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff. Use this quote
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. Use this quote
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. Use this quote
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Use this quote
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Use this quote
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? Use this quote
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. Use this quote
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Use this quote
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. Use this quote
