Robert Charles Benchley (September 15, 1889 – November 21, 1945) was an American humorist best known for his work as a newspaper columnist and film actor.
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. Use this quote
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. Use this quote
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. Use this quote
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. Use this quote
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Use this quote
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Use this quote
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. Use this quote
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? Use this quote
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. Use this quote
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Use this quote
