Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Use this quote
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. Use this quote
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Use this quote
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money? Use this quote
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. Use this quote
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. Use this quote
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. Use this quote
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. Use this quote
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. Use this quote
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. Use this quote
