Maurice Alberto "Mo" Rocca (born January 28, 1969) is an American writer, journalist, comedian, and political satirist.
I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way. Use this quote
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't. Use this quote
When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. Use this quote
A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something. Use this quote
I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation. Use this quote
Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now. Use this quote
I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies. Use this quote
It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears. Use this quote
