Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires. Use this quote
Eating without conversation is only stoking. Use this quote
One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. Use this quote
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents. Use this quote
No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent. Use this quote