Joseph James "Joe" Rogan (born August 11, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and color commentator.
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. Use this quote
I had a sense of who I was before I got famous. Use this quote
I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. Use this quote
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. Use this quote
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Use this quote
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. Use this quote
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. Use this quote
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. Use this quote
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. Use this quote
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. Use this quote
