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Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel (born November 13, 1967) is an American comedian, actor, voice artist, writer, television producer, singer, rapper and television host.

The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.
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It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
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That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
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I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
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