Jerry Seinfeld Quotes - Famously Quoted

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and television/film producer, best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld (1989–1998), which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David, and, in the show's final two seasons, co-executive-produced.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
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To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
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