Janeane Garofalo (born September 28, 1964) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, political activist and writer.
Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking. Use this quote
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first. Use this quote
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. Use this quote
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. Use this quote
Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up. Use this quote
You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.' Use this quote
I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. I think I got lucky, briefly, in the '90s, and it just so happened that those movies were the opportunities that came my way. Then it just kind of stopped. Use this quote
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. Use this quote
I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive. Use this quote
I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. Use this quote
