Jackie Mason (born June 9, 1931) is an American stand-up comedian and movie actor.
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times. Use this quote
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Use this quote
I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to. Use this quote