Graham William Walker, known by his stage name Graham Norton (born 4 April 1963), is an Irish comic presenter.
It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it? Use this quote
I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long. Use this quote
My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. Use this quote
The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky. Use this quote
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. Use this quote
The BBC will always be attacked by whoever is in government. It is that George Bush thing of 'If you're not with us you are against us.' Use this quote
All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with. Use this quote
I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. Use this quote
Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!' Use this quote
My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living. Use this quote
