George Burns (January 20, 1896March 9, 1996), born Nathan Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor, and writer.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. Use this quote
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. Use this quote
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. Use this quote
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. Use this quote
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. Use this quote
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. Use this quote
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money. Use this quote
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. Use this quote
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. Use this quote
