Famous David Letterman Quotes

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David Letterman

David Letterman

David Michael Letterman (born April 12, 1947) is an American television host and comedian. He hosts the late night television talk show, Late Show with David Letterman, broadcast on CBS.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.
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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
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Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?
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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
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For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
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Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
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President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.
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