Craig Ferguson (born 17 May 1962) is a Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice artist.
I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure. Use this quote
I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained. Use this quote
It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy. Use this quote
It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. Use this quote
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. Use this quote
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. Use this quote
I realized women and humor were linked very closely. Use this quote
I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now. Use this quote
I'm careful with money. Use this quote
You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff. Use this quote
