Craig Bruce Campbell Reucassel (born 31 December 1976, in South Africa) is a television and radio comedian from Sydney, Australia.
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. Use this quote
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. Use this quote
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. Use this quote
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. Use this quote
It's funny how most activists are pacifists. Use this quote
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. Use this quote
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. Use this quote
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! Use this quote
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. Use this quote
Never underestimate the power of a simple tool. Use this quote
