Alan Whitney Brown (born July 8, 1952) is an Emmy Award-winning writer and comedian best known for work on Saturday Night Live in the 1980s.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. Use this quote
The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down. Use this quote
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Use this quote
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. Use this quote
